2 Beachy Limericks

Sweet Giselle sold cold beer on the beach

Kept her girlie parts just out of reach

Sailors offered her manna

And their firm banana

She explained that she much preferred peach.


Coney Island, it’s said, was the place

For this messy and strenuous race

Sailors polished their poles

Then took aim at the goals

Just imagine what won them first place.